so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in itâ€
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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