i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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