My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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