I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
