he wants to bone in the snuggie
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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