her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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