She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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