We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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