god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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