Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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