i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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