no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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