I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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