Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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