Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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