their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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