Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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