It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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