he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
