when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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