he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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