he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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