My friends, they love my intelligence
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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