happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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