Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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