So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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