If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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