I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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