I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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