we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
