Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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