Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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