Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
