I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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