Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize
