Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
