I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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