How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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