bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
