Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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