He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So much rum. So many feels.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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