Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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