I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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