are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why didn't you poke me back
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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