i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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