We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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