Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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