is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
