I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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