so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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