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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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