i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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