No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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