no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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