he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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