I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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