seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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