you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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