Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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